Kiss Your......
Kiss your Trans-mogrification good bye
You might as well kiss your Oaths
By and by
The Retort of An Angry Cook: Men with such Waist Bands The lid off the tin of cabbage has been lifted The farmer's wife has said she was thrift-ed I suppose you now want carrot soup For lunch You are hungry for a variety Tis my hunch Now grow your own Go sow your own The horticulturist sings Whose wife's Whose soup Who's tongue still stings A stitch in the Seamstress daughter's hand Would enlarge a sudden And tightened; fattened Waistband It gladdens my heart so To see you say you love me so But how be it I cannot ask a favour Without a laden Spoon Upon an earthen ware Frothing with one of your favourite flavours A tick for tact Your Grumpa's sneer Of whose grumpy advances I must also be wary I fear this triangular Relationship Shall task my angst And manage-ship And therefore I must let You learn That not all chores, not all deeds Not all works, Not all earn But such is the endeavour With which you can
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